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Bureaucrazy

Explosive ice rope snail fan

Magic Dutch

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Bureaucratic time-wasting initiated by boarding-pass loss

Accurately represented religious failure

Misrepresented religious success

Fears that never were

Hopes that once were

Bucking fast turds

Inconsequential CV omission

Sly timber easement

Spontaneous prairie-dog research

Gnocchi meant

Surprise Canadian donation

Bearded gay pyromaniac

Kiss my fist

Taste Phil

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Sheen gulls

Deep lore Abel

Dodd gamut

Unpleasantly deep

Impromptu elf massacre

Al Gore, rhythmically

Toasted cheese failure