Excessive Frenchman accompaniment

Bubo virgin anus

Incan sequins, Shull

Getting a little deep rest

Wood-fried pizza

Eerie spawn, Cybill

Jump-boat Ron

Here I was

Al Gore will personally enforce the no truck idling rule

Al Green's gore ball

Box spelunking can lead to flavor saving

Sanchez tries to look laid-back while contorting himself into a white box

Youness

I'm ashamed not to have noticed the pun on "West Berlin"

Optimus Lynd

Actually, medieval hours such as Vespers (if a Bond love interest) or Prime (if a Transformer) would be ok

I wouldn't want to be named after a time of day

John Williams' music between executive-branch swearings-in, dwindling train tickets prompt their (train tickets') purchase, long-winded posting title

Unfun dead-man date

I hope you had a happy tooth-housin', Nate

The aardvark taunts humanity

Rat-like monkey pleads from erection hider