Low-rent liver fluke

Dirk Bergmanndict

Just one oop for Emerson's soup!

Endespair

Bergoose

Mostly adequate Begelman

Enjoy the Blue Flake

Agaddya

Fartguild

Nougat scum

Alan Grand

A picture is worth Matthau's sandworms

Colon o' Skippy

King Sooperbrane

"But it's so fun!"

Swelling penetrant

Skelepant

Jerby Acacia

Only seven gisses so far this year

Marvelous bacon tea, Chester Pink!