Monday, January 14, 2008

Ellie gerbil-batch lore

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

A sort of Ronald Reagan - Freddie Krueger hybrid.

Yours,
Anon, Mrs.

Splantrik said...

You don't recognize him? Lawrence Welk, effervescent boob extraordinaire. E.g. L.W. makes an ape ear, rants at the end.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but,

1) I don't watch American TV.
2) I'm not 60 yrs old.
3) was Welk singing or hosting, or both? Singer was addressed as Dale. The video implied Welk did some toking.

No, of course I don't recognise him. Do you think about him often? Christ, man.

Conclusion: your explanation was about as clear as a mist of dung. I'm very angry. I wish to lodge a formal complaint.

Splantrik said...

How was I to know who anonymous was? Welk hosted, at the end. Look him up, if you feel like doing something unworthwhile, besides astrophysics. I apologize for the crappy response. Formal complaint accepted heartily.

Anonymous said...

You honestly thought you had a third audience member? I'm afraid this web presence of yours has gone to your head.

I'm sorry to disappoint, but I can assure you that this particular Anonymous is anon other just your good old friend, Mitch 'Nonny Mouse' Begelman.

Anonymous said...

shit, I meant "anon other than your ...'

Terrible times, the only unwatched film on my hard-drive is a Tom Hanks effort. Why God?

Liora's Dad said...

He doesn't know Lawrence Welk, but he creams in his shorts upon hearing the slightest mention of the fabulously famous (but never imitated) Sir Jimmy Saville.

This post (will have) seven comments and only two readers.

Good God, the Apocalypse in neigh. Shall I lie down with a bag on my head?

Anonymous said...

Eigth.

I don't wear shorts, and even if I did I would've creamed my boxer briefs. That is, after all, what underwear is for. Yes, I am Man enough to admit that I wear underwear.

Furthermore, here we prefer to use 'pream' instead of 'cream.'