That's because it's hard to get the paving trucks down there (difficult to find a large enough passage at a suitable degree of decline, of course).
Then there are the unending problems involving union workers and the endless red tape you need to go through just to get the project started (not to mention funding woes - do they even pay taxes down there?) Come to think of it, I can't imagine a demon or any other unclean beast of darkness giving up any part of their paycheck to the state (even if the state is The Dark Prince, Himself [yes, I capitalized "Himself", but that doesn't mean I'm a Satanist]).
And can you imagine a paving crew of demons? They'd never get anything done - always devouring each other in a bloody fit of violence.
Speaking of politics, who do you think will win the Democratic nomination?
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That's because it's hard to get the paving trucks down there (difficult to find a large enough passage at a suitable degree of decline, of course).
Then there are the unending problems involving union workers and the endless red tape you need to go through just to get the project started (not to mention funding woes - do they even pay taxes down there?) Come to think of it, I can't imagine a demon or any other unclean beast of darkness giving up any part of their paycheck to the state (even if the state is The Dark Prince, Himself [yes, I capitalized "Himself", but that doesn't mean I'm a Satanist]).
And can you imagine a paving crew of demons? They'd never get anything done - always devouring each other in a bloody fit of violence.
Speaking of politics, who do you think will win the Democratic nomination?
Oh, balm! Ahhhh.
The nomination's going to either a black man or a virgin.
If there were any justice it would be going to the rightful owner, Klaus Nomi.
http://www.rem.ufpr.br/REMv7/Brett_Wood/Klaus_Nomi.jpg
Or to the Naval Operational Medicine Institute, Nate.
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